05 mai 2010

my kind of humour

Man steals some watches. Gets time.
Surgeon drops brain. Patient loses mind.
Yoga instructor farts. No inner peace.
 Zen master farts. (two cheeks clapping).
Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.
1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.
Lesbian vampire: “See you next month.”
Anti gun campaigner stabbed to death.
Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.
Car drives off cliff. GPS: “Recalculating…”

viimane meenutas miskipärast yfu-tuuri. wonder why..?


k zixwördstooridest.