my kind of humour

Man steals some watches. Gets time.
Surgeon drops brain. Patient loses mind.
Yoga instructor farts. No inner peace.
 Zen master farts. (two cheeks clapping).
Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.
1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.
Lesbian vampire: “See you next month.”
Anti gun campaigner stabbed to death.
Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.
Car drives off cliff. GPS: “Recalculating…”

viimane meenutas miskipärast yfu-tuuri. wonder why..?


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